The other day
I got in a fight
It involved me and my foot in my mouth
And my wife
Then I got to thinking
Wouldn`t it be grand
If with every word I said
My wish was the world`s command
I`d be the king
I`d be the top
I`d give myself a raise
Throw my own parade
Number one, the chief, the boss
I`d be the king
No honey-do list
I`d rule
Whatever I say is the way that it goes
That`d be cool
And I`d go fishing
Or maybe watch sports on TV
And folks would carry me around
And I`d get to wear a crown
And I`d never spend a day on my feet
Chorus-solo-rpt chorus
I`d be living large
I`d be in charge
The whole world would bow to me, I`d be the king
It happened again
I got in a fight
In involved me and my foot in my mouth
And my wife
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