I`m a dank burner `cause I`m earnin` some bank.
No one to spend it on because I ain`t got a mate,
so I put it in my system where I procrastinate
playin` games of video, I`m sure that you can relate.
I like Hack-n-Slash, FPS, my favorite`s third person.
Shotgun blast to some brains is my perversion.
Mixin` up the herbs, weapon upgrades,
use the silencer if that shit`s on fade.
Reside in a hazy hobbit hole, I never vamanos.
My best friend`s Papa John and The Noid from Domino`s.
Sometimes I skip a shower, I smell like a stinky toad.
Every console you can think of on the brink of Jericho.
I would never buy a gun, I would never take a life
but I`ll snipe you in the eye if I see that you`re online.
I`m a kinda quiet guy `cause I`m always in my mind.
I would say give me a try if I ever went outside.
Home alone on my throne, everywhere I go I own.
I`m a troll, packin` bowls, yo, it`s in my chromosomes.
It brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
I`ve been down with bootin` up since Sierra Games.
Home alone on my thrown, everywhere I go I own.
I`m a troll, packin` bowls, yo, it`s in my chromosomes.
It brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
I`ve been down with bootin` up since Sierra Games.
Dinin` on some Deep Dish, listin` to Cheap Trick,
live this life of chronic, Life Aquatic made me seasick.
On my Wii or my 3 or my 3-6.
Cross-legged, playin` bongos like a beatnik.
I`m gettin` baked with Solid Snake and Ratchet and Clank.
Pot with Ocelot `cause he`s got the mad dank.
We`re drinkin` Sunny D `cause the purple stuff`s rank.
We never step outside, sun exposure`s unsafe.
I`m not a party guy unless it`s Mario Party time.
I`d rather kill some Zombie Army Guys while playin` R.E. 5
or the second God of War or the first Half-Life 2.
Now roll up the blunt with my degree from NYU.
I got the game thumb, the basement`s the place to be.
President`s daughter has been kidnapped and it`s up to me.
In my pixelated palace, there`s a policy:
if the world hangs in the balance, you best call mc!
Home alone on my throne, everywhere I go I own.
I`m a troll, packin` bowls, yo, it`s in my chromosomes.
It brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
I`ve been down with bootin` up since Sierra Games.
Home alone on my thrown, everywhere I go I own.
I`m a troll, packin` bowls, yo, it`s in my chromosomes.
It brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
I`ve been down with bootin` up since Sierra Games.
"...Do you want to play a game?"
Home alone on my throne, everywhere I go I own.
I`m a troll, packin` bowls, yo, it`s in my chromosomes.
It brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
I`ve been down with bootin` up since Sierra Games.
Home alone on my thrown, everywhere I go I own.
I`m a troll, packin` bowls, yo, it`s in my chromosomes.
It brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
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