Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny lyrics

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg
Well now you`re seeing me but soon I`ll have you seeing God
Cause girl I`ll get you panting like you`re Pavlov`s dog
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down
But baby your black box is the one that I found
I`ll give you the gift that keeps on givin` it won`t cost you any money
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny

So down I go like I`m 2000 Flushes
I can tell I`m doing something right by the way that she blushes
She`s one that`s speechless, I`m the one that`s tongue tied
She`s thinking holy mackerel I`m thinking tuna on the side
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino`s nose
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes
Yeah I`m snorkeling for clams and it doesn`t matter if I wanna be
Don`t come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell that the cherry`s ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell that the cherry`s ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty