Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny lyrics

Do you still go to raves?
Do you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin` your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin` diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can`t hear me
But what`s the use of living if your ear`s be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You`re still not able to hear me
Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life`s goin`
So throw in the towel cause your life ain`t shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life`s short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you`re feeling down-and-out with what your life`s all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you`re at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain`t no Halloween party why`s she wearin` that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she`s not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
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