Kiss My Ass lyrics

Telegram for Mr Billary...

C`mon baby,
Yeah, big ol` wet one...hey!

Kiss my ass,
Kiss my ass, (c`mon, everybody ought`a)
Kiss my ass, (tastes real good)
Kiss my ass. (oh...)

Don`t waste your time on me
I got my own direction
Watch me close, wait and see
I`m lookin` for perfection
I make up my own mind
And I`ll leave you far behind
When the goin` gets tough
You can kiss my ass

I believe in animal rights
I let my dog hump on my shin
I can tolerate sexual choice
But not with the next of kin (uh-uh, boy)
I`ve heard it all before
I ain`t gonna take any more
When the goin` gets tough
You can kiss my ass

Everybody!
Kiss my ass, (pucker up)
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass, (c`mon babe)

I`ve heard it all before
And I ain`t gonna take no more, no no
When the goin` gets tough
Kiss my ass!

I see the weenies with the dirty hair
Protestin` on the street
They condemn the clothes we wear
And the morality of what we eat, yeah
It`s gotta be a fluke
They make me wanna puke
When the goin` gets tough
They can kiss my ass

Everybody gotta
Kiss my ass - C`mon gang bangers
Kiss my ass - Janet Reno
Kiss my ass - C`mon Billary
Kiss my ass - Callin` on Jesse Jackson
Kiss my ass - How about the IRS
Kiss my ass - Hey, Howard Stern
Kiss my ass - United Nations
Kiss my ass - All those Liberals
Kiss my ass - C`mon Sarah Brady
Kiss my ass - Oh, Courtney Love I`ve got your hole
Kiss my ass - Beavis, Butthead
Kiss my ass - How about Crips and Bloods

I`ve heard it all before
And we ain`t gonna take it no more
When the goin` gets rough
When the goin`s to tough
When the goin` gets rough
They oughta` kiss my ass