Kiss Your Ass lyrics

What time should I pick you up tonight
To make me look more respectable?
What kind of flowers should I bring your mother
To make me look more delectable?

I got no problem with family events
I like lemonade and camping, kids, and tents
I`ll do anything you ask, no matter the task
My whole purpose on Earth is just to
Kiss your ass.

What kind of drugs should I take tonight
To make me look like I`m introverted?
What kind of pornos should I bring your brother
To let him know that I`m still perverted?

I got no problem with family events
I like lemonade and camping, kids, and tents
I`ll do anything you ask, no matter the task
Cause my whole purpose on earth is just to
Kiss your ass.

Teach me somethin`, I don`t know nothin`
But I swear I`ll be somethin` someday
Strain my ears just listenin` too hard to what you say.

How many times should I cruise your block
On my tiny red tricycle?
Screamin` your name sweetheart in vain
This love stew has got me in a pickle.

I got no problem with family events
I like lemonade and camping, kids, and tents
I`ll do anything you ask, no matter the task
Hey, you`re the director, I`m just the cast
You can cheat on me and I`ll be chaste
Just say,
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