Kitchen Sink Drama lyrics

Good morning, America, you`re my favourite TV show
Slow down now, I`ve a headache,
Sometimes it`s hard to think,
The phone rings how are you? Oh! I`m not up to much
You don`t say, oh really! It`ll end... end in tears

Here I go again,
All I have is what I might have been
Where`s my long lost friends?
Somewhere over the rainbow

When the dark clouds come,
The angel Valium will call
To take me far away,
To a place where I don`t have to feel

I`m happy as I hoover, it`s one o`clock, time for lunch
Marshmallows with coffee,
Can`t forget my Slimfast drink,
The garden`s depressing, I think I need a hair-do
A gin and a tonic, ah! That should do the trick

Here I go again,
All I have is what I might have been
Where`s my long lost friends?
Somewhere over the rainbow

When the dark clouds come,
The angel Valium will call
To take me far away,
To a place where I don`t have to feel

It`s Monday afternoon, the kids are off at school
Sunset Boulevard, the Channel Four matinee
Sit down, relax with a nice cup of tea...
..oh! The sweet smell of butane... and humdrum.
..Gloria Swanson... from here to eternity