Knocked Up lyrics

Well I did not go to church last Sunday
`Cos my sins I need not confess
With your daddy standing at the pulpit
I just figured staying home was best

Your physique is swelling and your waistline`s telling
Everybody knows that it`s mine
I guess the word`s got around this old one store town
And your preacher daddy, he ain`t blind

Chorus) Well you got knocked up
And I got locked up
I guess you`d say that we both got screwed
Well you got locked out
And I got knocked out
And I guess you`re gonna miss a lot of school

Well you looked a damn sight older
That night upon the hill
And if I`d knowed what I know well I would`ve let you go
But you said that you was on the pill

Well your uncle, he`s the town sherriff
Your granddaddy he`s the county judge
And I can`t see a way that I`ll see the light of day
With your whole family holding a grudge

Chorus) Well you got knocked up
And I got locked up
I guess you`d say that we both got screwed
Well you got locked out
And I got knocked out
And I guess you`re gonna miss a lot of school

Well your family`s got the shotgun ready
I can hear those church bells chime
Well I may not be ready for a wedding darling
But I know that I`m not ready to die!

Chorus) Well you got knocked up
And I got locked up
I guess you`d say that we both got screwed
Well you got locked out
And I got knocked out
And I guess you`re gonna miss a lot of school
And I guess you`re gonna miss a lot of school
And I guess you`re gonna miss a lot of school
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