Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday lyrics

Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday lyrics

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Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday lyrics

Send "Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday" Ringtone to your Cell And now the grand old opera theater proudly presents a special holiday edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos Well, it`s a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday Whatever you do watch what you say If you`re easily offended well that`s okay It`s a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday We catch up with our three cowboys one cold December night huddled around a camp fire. How `bout we sing some holiday songs? Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us off? Yeah, I got one. Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how lovely are thy branches... Why am I getting bleeped again? Haven`t you heard guys? You can`t say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday I can`t say Chri-biip-mas? No, you might offend somebody. Who is offended by Chri-biip-mas? You know you might offend the biiiips and the biiiips and the atheists. What? Time to politically correct. I`ll lead this off. On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true love said to me… Jimmy, are you listening? What? You can`t say Chri-biip-mas. Why not? If you can say he-biiiip on the last record, Why can`t I say Chri-biip-mas? I didn`t make the rules. Hey listen guys, it`s not that difficult, all you gotta do is change Chri-biip-mas to Holiday. You know, instead of saying white Chri-biip-mas, you say I`m dreaming of a whi-biiip Holiday. Why did I get bleeped? You`ve got to say Caucasian. So I have to sing, I`m dreaming of a Caucasian holiday? Sure, that won`t offend anyone. Well, it`s a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday, Whatever you do watch what you say If you`re easily offended well that`s okay Why do these people have to feel that way? How come they get offended so easily? It`s a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday I`m just trying to come up with a song here. Let`s sing one together, everybody ready? George? Ready. Bill you ready? I`m ready. Jimmy? Jimmy? Jimmy? Okay! We three kings of or-biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we`ve traveled real far…. Sorry boys, you have to say Asia now. What? Oh, come on just try. I`ve got to get hyped up for this. We three kings of Asia are…. That sounds like horse cr-biiiip Oh lord, okay. How `bout Little Drummer boy? Nope, that offends short people. And you can`t say drummer `cause that`ll offend real musicians. How `bout little –hahaha- town of Bethlehem. What`s with all the short jokes? Hey how `bout we do Silent Night? No, it offends people hard of hearin` and afraid of the dark. What did he say about a shark? SHARK? This happens every year. Well, it`s a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday, Whatever you do watch what you say, If you`re easily offended well that`s okay, It`s a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday. Ho! ho! ho! No. I can`t say ho? No, you might offend some... women. So basically, we can`t sing anything? I think thats a bunch of bull biiiip. Softer, George, it`s more effective. I think thats a bunch of bull biiiip. Wait just a dar-biip minute... No, no, no.. You now what? I don`t care who we offend, I`m gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols. Louder, Bill, it`s more effective. I don`t care who we offend, I`m gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols. Me too. We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year. We can`t say new; it`ll offend the old folks. And you better not offend them. Us… Send " Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday" Ringtone to your Cell Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday lyrics @ ELyrics | Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday lyrics @ Kovideo | Brad Paisley Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday lyrics @ Songlyrics | Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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