Kyle`s mom`s a bitch, she`s a big fat bitch,
She`s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She`s a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She`s a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she`s a bitch
On Tuesday she`s a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday she`s a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kong mega mega bitach!
Have you ever met my big fat Mom,
She`s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She`s a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She`s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She`s a stupid bitch, Kyle`s Mom`s a bitch,
And she`s such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...
[Sung in three different languages by other children]
Have you ever met my big fat Mom,
She`s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She`s a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She`s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She`s a stupid bitch, Kyle`s Mom`s a bitch,
And she`s such a dirty bitch;
I really mean it,
Kyle`s Mom! She`s a big fat, fucking bitch
Big old fat fuckin` bitch, Kyle`s Mommmmmmmmmmm......
Yeahhhhh.... Chaaaaa~