Kyles Mom Is A Bitch lyrics

Spoken:(Cartman)
Kyle`s mom is the one that started that damn club
and all becasuse she`s a big fat stupid bitch.

Spoken:(Kyle)
Don`t say it Cartman!

(Catman)
Weeeeellll!!

(Kyle)
Don`t do it Cartman!

(Cartman)
Weeeeelllll!!

(Kyle)
I`m warning you!

(Cartman)
OKay, OKay

(Kyle)
I`m getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a Bitch.

Singin:Cartman

Well, Kyle`s mom bitch she is a big fat bitch,
she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She`s a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.
She`s a bitch to all the boys and girls.
(Kyle: Shut your funking mouth Cartman!!)

On Monday, she`s a bitch. On Tuesdays, she`s a bitch
and Wednesday through Saturday, she`s a bitch.
Then on Sunday, just to be different, (pronounced kah-may-ahh-may-ahh)
she`s a super king kamehameha biatch. Come on you all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle`s mom?
She`s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She`s a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She`s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she`s a stupid bitch.
(Woo!) Kyle`s mom`s a bitch and she`s just a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this
(unspeakable passage)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle`s mom?
She`s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She`s a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She`s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
*gasp*
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she`s a stupid bitch.
(Kyle:
ah, Cartman.)
Kyle`s mom`s a bitch and she`s just a dirty bitch.

I really mean it...
Kyle`s Mom....She`s a big fat fucking bitch.
Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle`s Mom....Yeah
chaaaah!

What?

OH, Fuck
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