Lady Killer lyrics

Girls are a thing that have always mystified me

One thing I`ll never understand

There`s more of those girls than us boys

But they never seem to be at hand

Well, I decided I was gonna be a real lady killer

I was gonna get more than my share

So I went out hunting and soon found out

It`s safer hunting grizzly bear.



So much for the lady killer

You never could

So much for the lady killer

You just ain`t no good.



Let me tell you `bout number one

She sure was fun

I met her at a dance it was my first romance,

I was a lucky son of a gun

We danced for a while then she flashed a smile

So I said let`s take a walk outside

She said I don`t think I`d better, here comes my fella

He had shoulders four feet wide.



So much for the lady killer

You haven`t got a clue

So much for the lady killer

The ladies are killing you.



Well I was getting frustrated

Sweet sixteen and never been kissed

I got infuriated (down down)

Not even one girl on my telephone list.



So I went to Amsterdam and wham bam

I was caught out in the rain

I ran into a restaurant

My legs were crossed with the pain

I asked a waitress where the mens room was

But she didn`t understand

So I pointed to the place and she slapped my face

I ended up on the witness stand.



So much for the lady killer

So juvenile

So much for the lady killer

You ain`t got no style.



Well I was getting frustrated

Sweet sixteen and never been kissed

I got infuriated (down down)

Not even one girl on my telephone list.



So I went along to the doctor

I said, doctor is there something wrong with me?

He said, stick out your tongue, say aagh and now cough

Not as far as I can see

Oooh you`re trying too hard, sit down and relax

I`ll tell you what you gotta do

Thre ain`t no sense in running after them

Well turn around and let them run after you.



So much for the lady killer

It wasn`t meant to be

So much for the lady killer

You`d better run off to sea

There you can be a maneater, maneater

Queen bee baby

Queen bee baby.
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