Last Call For Rufenol lyrics

Girls are cute, they rarely poot

and they have wet vaginas

when i was in school, i wasn`t cool

kids thought i was too conflicted

so I thought that a girl would rock my world

if i was a rock n` roll singer

i guess i was wrong, it wasn`t too long

till i learned to DRUG THEM and RAPE THEM

fake glasses, good vision, indie pop here i come,

NOW I`M GONNA GET LAID! last call, for rufenol

so i traded my skirt for a flowerdy shirt and hip huggin dickies

got a get-up kids patch for my one strap pack,

and some frivolous glasses

the girls will jump up and down to the power pop sound

and think that I am romantic

when I`m done w/ the show, everyone will know,

that I`m surely gonna get some, sweet pussy!

oooh eeeeh ooh I look just like River`s Cuomo!

Is this a satire?
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