Lawnchair High lyrics

Well it`s just another lawn chair high

It`s just another lawn chair high

And I`m sittin` in the carport

Lookin` down the driveway

Watchin` all the cars go by

And it`s alright...it`s alright

And it`s alright...it`s alright

Hey Reese, check this out

And while the world trippin`

I`m sippin`

I really don`t give a flyin` parapalegic chicken

watchin` the cars

we don`t need bars

we got a garage

a cooler full of beers

fuck an entourrage

my life is one big funny mirage

I slept all day

and I`m a sit and let the cd play

my wife is a thousand miles away

and I`ve got Xanax all the way

no work, all play

my attitude is go away

I`m talkin` to people

I`m through with this episode

I`m workin` on a sequel

I take my iced coffee with 2 Equal

I`m too evil

at least that`s what people think

you wonder why I drink

`cause I`ve done it all, seen it all

and it don`t really matter

I might as well sit in the carport

talk shit and get fatter

It`s just another lawnchair high

people rollin` by, "Hi"

look here, don`t die

Well it`s just another lawn chair high

It`s just another lawn chair high

And I`m sittin` in the carport

Lookin` down the driveway

Watchin` all the cars go by

And it`s alright...it`s alright

And it`s alright...it`s alright

Hell yeah, got my boombox

this tune rocks

the boondocks

back as well

packin` the bag of the wacky tobacco

pack a bowl up

you can stack or fold up the lawnchair

I don`t care

got a brew in the Igloo cooler, too

plus a barrage of puzzlein` thoughts

in my garage, guzzelin` Heinekin

my mind I cannot focus

`cause I`m blind again

so find a friend to tell it to

I`m tryin` to relax, dawg

I ain`t tryin` to hear about

the guns, loot and cars

or one silicone titty, pity

done tootin`, bars

I`m tryin` to catch the escalator

to the sun, moon and stars, bra

you gotta love it, whoo

like Jimmy Buffet, yeah

give me some stuff that I can handle

and fuck it

and please hold my calls

`cause I`m out for the night

mosquito bites and lightnin` bugs

got neon bars

you better recamuthafuckinize

give me that funnel and run along

youngins

Well it`s just another lawn chair high

It`s just another lawn chair high

And I`m sittin` in the carport

Lookin` down the driveway

Watchin` all the cars go by

And it`s alright...it`s alright

And it`s alright...it`s alright

Hell Yeah

I got it all goin`, I know`n

and there ain`t nothin` that you can

tell me in this moment

and I`m hopin` this evening

I`m leaving all my troubles inside

while I sit and get by

with what I really do best

and if I may suggest you do the same

which is nothing

and that ain`t frontin`

I`m steady comin` with it

talkin` to myself and all else

it`s gettin` figured out

as`n I gets further along

turn the right into wrong

change the words to this song

I know I ain`t singin` along

but deep inside it feels on

so I`m a carry on

sippin`, skippin`

every other idea that

that runs up in here

`cause it`s clear, they multiply

fly back between both of my ears

and who cares?

I`ve got a minute if you`re with it

we can get it

set it in the chair

somewhere in the front, out there

holler in the air

"WE THE SHIT OVER HERE!"

Well it`s just another lawn chair high

It`s just another lawn chair high

And I`m sittin` in the carport

Lookin` down the driveway

Watchin` all the cars go by

And it`s alright...it`s alright

And it`s alright...it`s alright
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