Lester Fiddled The Tax Man lyrics

Yeahhhhhh!!!

Under Under Starters Under Starters orders
& there off Tallyho!
4-1 3-1 2-1 The bettin`s on,
Lester Nicks off to Rio
He got more, got more than he bargained for,
Lester`s accountant was a daft clot
He`s upset, upset, that`s what you get,
He made a mockery of Ascot... Ascot... Ascot...

Lester, Lester,
A fiddliddliddling jester
Lester`s been banged up
With all the others cccccroocks
Lester, Lester,
Tried to trick the tax inspector
Coz Lester conned the tax
& fiddled his books.

He`s a nutcase, nutcase,
Crackpot nutcase,
He put his job in jeopardy
Now he won`t be,
Won`t be, won`t be,
Won`t be racing again at aintree
He`ll get away, get away,
Get away, get away,
He must o` been livin` in dreamland
Now he`s never on, never on,
Never on, never on...
World of Sport or Grandstand...
Grandstand... Grandstand...

Lester, Lester,
A fiddliddliddling jester
Lester`s been banged up
With all the others cccccroocks
Lester, Lester,
Tried to trick the tax inspector
Coz Lester conned the tax
& fiddled his books.

He laughs, he laughs,
He sniggers & laughs,
When he thinks of the money he earns
But he got knicked, got nicked ,
Got nicked, when he sent his tax returns
Grinning, grinning, always winning,
He never thought he would be poor
Now he`s locked up, locked up,
Locked up, locked up, Doing time in...
Dartmoor, Dartmoor, Dartmoor...

Lester, Lester,
A fiddliddliddling jester
Lester`s been banged up
With all the others cccccroocks
Lester, Lester,
Tried to trick the tax inspector
Coz Lester conned the tax
& fiddled his books.
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