Hi-ya! {`oh yeah` played backwards}
Hey Sloofus, (yeah!) tell us something good, let`s take it to the stage, sucker
Have no fear, (get it on!) MacFunk is here. Ha!
Doin` it to the max
Slick Brick! How`s your loose booty?
Laughin` atcha
Let me tighten it up
Get it on
Yeah
Everybody funking and don`t know how
They shoulda seen the bull when he funked the cow
He funked her so hard they saw some smoke
He said, let`s get in the bed and funk like folks
Laughin` at ya (ha!)
Funk used to be a bad word
Chorus:
(sung by the group, interspersed with stuff from George and others)
Sittin in the woods upon a log
Finger on the trigger
My eyes on a hog
And I sat back.
Laughin atcha!
(Say it loud!)
Sittin in the woods upon a log
(I`m funky and I`m proud)
Finger on the trigger
My eyes on a hog
And I sat back
(Talking `bout you the Godfather)
Laughin atcha!
(Godmother!)
Sittin in the woods upon a log
(Grandfather! Heh!)
Finger on the trigger
(Fool and the Gang!)
My eyes on a hog
And I sat back.
(They call us the funk mob!)
Laughin atcha!
(Dig!)
(Get it on)
Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some THC
Along came a spider, slid down beside her
Said: what`s in the bag bitch
She said I`m laughin` at ya, ha, ha!
(Hey Fool and the Gang!)
Funk used to be a bad word
(Let`s get it on! Let`s take it to the stage)
Motherfunk you
Hit it!
Sittin in the woods upon a log
(Good god!)
Finger on the trigger
My eyes on a hog
And I sat back.
(Earth, hot air, and no fire)
Laughin atcha!
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