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(HeatonRotheray)
Well sitting in a bar alone
where no-one knows your name
is like laying in a graveyard
wide awake
You`re scared that if you cough or yawn
you might wake up the dead
So pretend to read a paper
or just drink instead
I`m a stand-up comedian
but I`d sit down if I could
The world just seems
to want folk like me to stand
And the punch-lines seem to disappear
like clouds across the sky
And the laughter could be real
or could be canned
Rum by the kettle drum
Whiskey by the jar
At Liar`s Bar
Well living with a lying man
could never really hurt
But living with a drunk
well no-one deserves
And you`re looking for your husband
you`re not sure he`s still alive
Don`t bother with the cemetery
he`ll be down at liar`s dive
I`m a travelling businessman
I just stopped in for one drink
You`ll find
that I`m not like the other men
Their noses are red
whilst mine is only pink
And they didn`t choose their drink
their drink chose them
Rum by the kettle drum
Whiskey by the jar
At Liar`s Bar
And the grave-digger`s smiling
at his reflection in his spade
He`s visiting the seediest
the shallowest of graves
The vocal chords of elephants
and the characters of mice
They`re singing Send " Liars Bar" Ringtone to your Cell