Lifting The Tissue lyrics

Back at Tarla`s camp
We made promises
To keep in touch
Feelings were hurt by her husband
Who hit Mr. Chilk
In the face with a bottle
Tarla said, `Oh Mr. Chilk! You are a mess.
My husband has been to the Mansion I guess.
He`s always been nice, except for more recently.
One trip to that House can strip one of decency.`
Mr. Chilk put his hand to his face on his head and said,
`If you don`t lift the tissue my scabs will be dreadful.`
And Tarla reached into her box full of virtue
and pulled out a Handful of colorful tissue.
`It`s tissue to skin how I must lift it gently
for if I`m too hasty I might make a dent stay.`
Oh tissue times two it`s a difficult pod
Who shall decide on this delicate issue