Like A Surgeon lyrics

Like A Surgeon
Weird Al

Like A Surgeon* by `Weird` Al Yankovic

I finally made it through Med-School
Somehow I made it through.
I`m just an intern, so I`ll still make
A mistake or two..

I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute
Now I`m trying to avoid
Yeah, I`m trying to avoid a
Malpractice suit..

Like a surgeon
Cutting for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind

Better give me all your gauze nurse
This patient`s fading fast
Complications have set in
Don`t know how long he`ll last

Let me see that IV
Here we go
Time to operate
I`ll pull his insides out
Yeah, I`ll pull his insides out
And see what he ate....

Like a surgeon (hey!)
Cutting for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants on mind..

It`s a fact, I`m a quack
A disgrace to the AMA
Because my patients die
Yeah, my patients die
Before they can pay

Like a surgeon (hey)
Cutting for the very last time
Like a surgeon
Here`s a waiver for you to sign

Like a surgeon
Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh
Like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel,
And my forceps,
And retractors....


Like a surgeon.....




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