Little girls
Little girls
Everywhere I turn I can see them
Little girls
Little girls
Night and day
I eat, sleep and breathe them
I`m an ordinary woman
With feelings
I`d like a man to nibble on my ear
But I`ll admit
no man has bit
So how come I`m the mother of the year?
How I hate
Little shoes
Little socks
And each little bloomer
I`d have cracked
Years ago
If it weren`t for my
Sense of humor
Some women are dripping with diamonds
Some women are dripping with pearls
Lucky me! Lucky me!
Look at what I`m dripping with
Little girls
Little cheeks
Little teeth
Everything around me is little
If I wring
Little necks
Surely I will get an acquittal
Some day
I`ll step on their freckles
Some night
I`ll straighten their curls
Send a flood
Send the flu
Anything that You can do
To little girls
(reprise)
Some day I`ll land in the nut house
With all the nuts and the squirrels
There I`ll stay
tucked away
Until the prohibition of
Little girls.