Logic lyrics

Stop, look, listen, learn; your lessions have begun.
O.K. school`s in session-lesson #1,
Inductive, deductive reasoning and thought.
It`s called logic, are you ready to be taught?

It won`t take long, you can`t go wrong.
Use it and you`re always right,
And don`t forget that right is might-Shall we move along?

If a is b, and b is c, then a is c. See?
It`s really easy, here we go,
For example, here`s some samples; we`ll start slow:
From war comes peace-Peace is good.
Therefore war is good.
Let`s try another;
Johnny blew his head off-Johnny listened to metal.
Therefore metal killed Johnny.
That`s logical, it`s settled.

Take it from me, now here`s the key;
Shape the truth to fit your ends,
Take the facts then twist and bend to your morality.

Twist it-logic; You can justify anything you want.
Twist it-logic; You can justify anything at all.

Stop, look, listen, learn; isn`t logic fun?
O.K. one more thing, memorize this one;
You`re always right-They disagree.
Therefor they are wrong. See?

It works for them, it works for me,
Can work for you I guarantee.
Easy as a, b, d or 1 and 1 is 3.
Makes a lot of sense to me,
Solve any problems that you see-Got it? Good!

Shape the truth to fit you ends,
Take the facts, then twist and bend.
Use it and your always right,
And don`t forget that right is might-It works, I guarantee!

Twist it-logic; You can justify anything you want.
Twist it-logic; You can justify anything at all.
Twist it-logic; You can justify anything at,
You can justify anything at,
You can justify anything at all