When you`re down on your luck
And you ain`t got a buck
In London, you`re a goner
even London Bridge
Has fallen down
And moved to Arizona
Now I know why
We`ll I`ll substantiate the rumor
That the English sense of humor
Is drier than the Texas sands.
You can put up your Dukes
and you can bet your boots
I`ll be leavin` here as fast as I can.
I wanna go home with the Armadillo
Country music from Amarillo and Abilene
The prettiest women and the friendliest people you ever seen.
Well, I decided that
I`d take my cowboy hat
And go down to the Marble Arch station
`Cause when a Texan fancies
that he`ll take his chances
Chances will be taken,
That`s for sure.
And those Limey eyes
they were eyeing the prize
Some people call manly footwear
`Cause when you`re from down South
When you open your mouth
You always seem to put your foot there.
I wanna go home with the Armadillo
Country music from Amarillo and Abilene
The friendliest people and the prettiest women you ever seen.