Long Ago lyrics

Davey: It all seemed so long ago



Jennifer: Young and happy don`t you know



Davey: Down by the creek I would show fireflies to that girl



Jennifer: But that was back when he was nice



Davey: Before my warm heart turned to ice



Whitey: My sister`s wig once had lice



Jennifer: But that was long ago



Davey: The school yard`s where we were the first time I kissed her



Jennifer: He thought he got some tongue



Davey: But it was only retainer



Whitey: Eleanoar`s bra is a trainer



Davey: Well, there`s my family home



Jennifer: And the woods we used to roam



Whitey: The only time I had sex was on the phone



Old lady for 1-555-boobies: But that was long ago



Davey: I carved our names upon that tree



Jennifer: I loved him and he loved me



The Mayor: My darling wife was once a he



His wife: But that was long ago



Jennifer: He used to whisper in my ear



Davey: But then I started drinkin` beer



Whitey: My jewels got licked by six frisky deer



Jennifer: But now he`s just a loner and a liar



Davey: And my trailers caught on fire
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