Long Distance Company lyrics

Not another...
Long Distance Company,
Always calling to save me dough.
`How`s your savings?`
`Ours go farther!`
`We can switch you, you just say so.`

Call your mother.
She might listen.
I don`t need you to waste my time.
My phone is perfect,
Never better.
Friends and family are doing just fine.

Well, they promise I can reach the world,
And they say that that will throw in some perks.
When they swear that I will save a bundle,
They`re just blowing sunshine up my skirt.

I`m busy.
We`re eating
You call all the time
MY SERVICE IS FINE!!!

I`m sleeping.
I work late.
You bug me to death.
YOU PEOPLE ARE SLIME!!!

I wish you`d
Stop calling!
*click*
(beep-beep-beep-beep.