Long Haired Guys From England lyrics

Long Haired Guys from England` by Too much Joy

all the girls in the music biz
have credit cards they subscribe to ms.
but they only want to fuck
long haired guys from england

there`s this girl at my record company
i dig her but she doesn`t like me
i met her boyfriend the other night
he had a pony tail and he didn`t talk right

he was a long haired guy from england
long haired guy from united kingdom

all the girls in this here bar
will treat you like you`re a star
don`t get excited it`s just luck
they`ll ignore you if the guy from the cult shows up

`cause he`s a long haired guy from england
long haired guy from united kingdom

i`m getting on an aeroplan
going someplace where the girls are sane
i bet in london i could get a date
`cause i`m a short haired guy from the united states

i`m not a long haired guy from england
long haired guy from united kingdom

that`s the end of this here song
it`s about as short as my hair is long
so i`m getting on my motorbike
going someplace where the girls don`t like

longhaired guys from england
long haired guy from united kingdom