FEM IN A BLACK LEATHER JACKET
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I don`t like macho, put it away
Doesn`t appeal to me, straight or gay
But I know a boy who catches my eye
He don`t act though, why should he try?
Chorus:
He`s a fem in a black leather jacket
He`s a gem in a black leather jacket
He`s a fem in a black leather jacket
And I want to take him home with me
with his long long hear & pouty lips
Cute little butt & sexy hips
The way he moves has me inspired
He`s the boy that I require
(repeat chorus)
Fem fem, fem fem femmy....
He looks as good in a skirt as he does in jeans
He is a most notorious queen
With is personality I`m not impressed
But I can`t wait to get him undressed
(repeat chorus twice)
Amd I`m gonna take him home with me!
HOMO CHRISTMAS
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You`ll probably get sweaters
Underwear and socks
But what you`d really like for Chirstmas
Is a nice hard cock
You deserve a cute boy
who`s horny and queer
To make the most
Out of Chirstmas cheer
Chorus:
I wanna be your Christmas present
I wanna be your Chirstmass queer
I wanna be your Chirstmas present
Have a homo Christmas this year
Don`t be a miserable
Mike Morrissey
Let me do you
Underneath the Chirstmas tree
Well push the packages
Out of the way
And after you`ve unwrapped me
Naked on the floor we`ll play
(repeat chorus)
Your family
Won`t give you encouragemnet
But let me give you
Sexual nourishment
Licking nipples, licking nuts
Putting candy canes
Up each other`s butts
(repeat chorus twice)
SMELLS LIKE QUEER SPIRIT
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Against all odds, we appear
Grew up brainwashed, but turned out queer
Bunsplitters, rugmunchers too
We screw just how we want to screw
Hello hello hello homo...
Chorus:
With the lights out, it`s advantageous
Here we are new, so fellate us
Roll it on now, lubricat us
Get us off now, ejaculate us
Play Fugazi, play `Repeater`
River Pheonix wearing speedos
Yeah! Queer
Irreverent and in your face
Attacking preachers spewing hate
I`d love to puncture their balloons
Spray silly string around their rooms
Hello hello hello domo...
(repeat chorus)
The world`s a mess, but for a while
We lick and suck and feel fine
I find it hard, that`s nice to find
Forget the closet, never mind
Hello hello hello homo...