Lot Sleepin Wit My Fonk lyrics

How can a brother like Mix get played on?

Used to get my fade on, now I`m sprayin Raid on

Tryin to keep my game buck proof

Salt-N-Pepa said +Shoop+, now my girl done cut loose

One down, too many more to go

But when did my game slip, bro?

Cause I can`t stand when a man reads my game plan

Took my number, two girl, then ran

Uhhh, now she got a brother named Dexter

In a drop-top, rollin down Gessler

But I`m the biggest mack in this town

Lose one girl and muthafuckas wanna trip now

Feel me, cause I`m about to get real, see

Mad suckas wanna get `em up wit me

Get back, cause I bought me a big gat

Now I got him on flat back

Back to the brother named Dexter

Feelin kinda proud I betcha, but I won`t let cha

Brag to the suckas in the hood though

When you`s a black man lookin like Fabio

So when my girl comes back

Tryin to get nasty n` make Dr. Richard get fat

Get me sprung, you wish you could

Now Mix gotta get wit Dexter`s goods



[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]

Don`t funk with my fonk

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]

That`s a no-no, partner

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]

Mmm-hm

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]



Mista Dexter is kinda feelin like a hero

Watch Mix-a-Lot put him on zero

Hit the streets in my Benz

I`m lookin for Dexter`s girlfriend

If he got mine, I`m about to get his

Cause that`s the way it is in the mack biz

Dexter`s girl said she was his wife

So now I gotta hit him with the mack knife

So I pulled up (uhh!) tough, to get my mack on

Baby girl tryin to show a little back bone

But it`s all good when she`s seen

That white 500 sittin in the front

And get dressed, c`mon we gotta head west

You can tell Mix what you wanna do next

She said roll on down to the Edgewater Inn

Aw, Mix done done it again

A gut check, operatin on the suspect

The object to make a girl`s sex flex

Baby starts to squiggle n` squirm

And watch out baby, cause it`s my turn

Now I`m takin baby back home

The rendezvous is straight ON

Cause this is the game that I`m playin

Now Dexter`s bout to start sayin ...



[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]

Don`t funk with my fonk

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]

I done told ya, boy

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]

Gotta watch it, Dexter!

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]



Now I`m feelin like a champ, bumpin my amps

Rollin wit a pocket full o` green stamps

Picked up the cellular, callin my main thang

But the phone just rang

Uh oh! Paranoia got me trippin

Am I slippin or is another brother spittin?

Backtrackin my game, I remember one loose end

Everybody`s seen my Benz

Damn, now I`m pullin on my goatee

Jealousy`ll make my enemies snitch, see

Too many mack rhymes, too many mack lines

Now it seems I`m about to get mine

Walk into the crib-ah

Check in like Virgil Tibbs-ah

Lookin up under the bed fah evidence of Dexter

Wonderin, wonderin if ...



[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]

Don`t funk with my fonk

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]

I done told ya, boy

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]

It`s a step, partner

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]

Now walk it on down
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