Loudermilk John The Bully Of The Beach lyrics

Now, a great big bully kicked
Sand in my baby`s face
Last Summer at the beach.
My baby egged me on until,
He stomped a hole in me.
When I woke up somebody told me,
She had left with him arm in arm
So I went home and ordered me a book
On how to get to be big and strong.
Now I`m doing
Twenty five push-ups
Twenty five sit-ups
Dumb bells, bar bells, boy, I`ll teach
The wooly, wooly, bully of the beach
`Cause, he is the bully of the beach, beach, beach
He is the bully of the beach, beach, beach
I`m gonna study up and then I`ll teach
The wooly, wooly, bully of the beach
Now I gained twenty pounds and felt like a bull
So I went down to the beach
Well, I saw them together so I went up right up
I was gonna slap him off his feet
I hit him with everything that I had
But he didn`t even move
How was I to know that he`d been reading up
On muscle building, too
And the nurse told me this morning
Before they set the bones that he does...
Five hundered push-ups
Five hundred sit-ups
Ouch, Dumb bells, bar bells, what a freak
The wooly, wooly, bully of the beach
`Cause he is the bully of the beach, beach, beach
He is the bully of the beach, beach, beach
But they say I`ll be healed in `bout a week
And then I`m going back down to see the bully of the beach.