Love My Lips lyrics

From Episode 5--Dave and The Giant Pickle

Narrator: `One day while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts one
of his deepest fears ...`

Larry: `If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south,
that`d be too bad, I`d be so sad.`

Archibald: `I see. That`d be too bad, you`d be so sad?`

Larry: `That`d be too bad. If my lips said `adios, I don`t like you I
think you`re gross,` that`d be too bad, I might get mad.`

Archibald: `That`d be too bad, you might get mad?`

Larry: `That`d be too bad. If my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess and
took my tooth, that`d be too bad, I`d call my Dad.`

Archibald: `That`d be too bad, you`d call your Dad?`

Larry: `That`d be too bad.`

Archibald: `Hold it. Did you say your father? Fascinating! So what
you`re saying is that if your lips left you ...`

Larry: `That`d be too bad, I`d be so sad, I might get mad, I`d call my
Dad. That be too bad.`

Archibald: `That`d be to bad?`
Larry: `That`d be too bad.`

Archibald: `Why?`

Larry: `Because I love my lips.` [Scatting]

Archibald: `Oh my ... This is more serious than I thought. Larry, tell
me, what do you see here?`

Larry: `Um, that looks like a lip.`

Archibald: `And this?`

Larry: `It`s a lip!`

Archibald: `And this?`

Larry: `It`s a lip, it`s a lip, it`s a lip lip lip! It`s a lip, it`s a
lip, it`s a lip lip lip! It`s a lip, it`s a lip, it`s a lip lip lip.
Liiiiiiiiiiiips. Lip lip lip.`

Archibald: `Larry, tell me about your childhood.`

Larry: `When I was just two years old I left my lips out in the cold and
they turned blue. What could I do?`

Archibald: `They turned blue, what could you do?`

Larry: `Oh they turned blue. On the day I got my tooth I had to kiss my
Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard ... and it felt weird.`

Archibald: `My, my. She had a beard and it felt weird?`

Larry: `She had a beard. Ten days after I turned eight, got my lips
stuck in a gate. My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until
the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to
spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got
stung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn`t even talk to each
other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and
when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like
three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the
word for lip: Oofta.`

Archibald: `Your friends all laughed ... Usta? How do you spell that?`

Larry: `I don`t know.`

Archibald: `So what you`re saying is that when you were young ...`

Larry: `They turned blue, what could I do? She had a beard and it felt
weird. My friends all laughed ... Oofta!`

Archibald: `I`m confused ...`

Larry: `I love my lips!` [Scatting]

Narrator: `This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to
hear Larry say ...`

Larry: `Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?`

Archibald: `Oh, look at the time
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