Fell like a crippled crow, spinning through and breaking branches
I`m in a bad way. Call my friends, they`ll know what to do
I`m a better friend than I`ve ever been a lover
And that`s not saying much, but I`m not saying much today
In this cellular age phone sex is too expensive
Not as handsome as my brother, but I`ve been lucky with disease
And yes, I`m a better friend than I`ve ever been a lover
And that`s not saying much, but I`m not saying much today