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<pre><font size='+2'>MAD PROFESSOR lyrics ICP</font><br>*Giggling*  (Oh, shit!  He`s here!)<br />
*Clears throat* (Hi.)<br />
[Ah, how you doin`, uh, this is the right place for the uh furniture? Uh?]<br />
(Yeah, sure is.  Come on in.)<br />
[Pretty nice place here you go. Them cobwebs are a nice touch.<br />
Uh, so that`s the couch eh?]<br />
(Yeah we got some um, take a look at that upholstery right there.)<br />
[That`s pretty fuckin` nice, ace.]<br />
(That`s uh.. BAROO!)<br />
[Woah, you alright there?]<br />
(Excuse me, real upholstery.)<br />
[I ain`t seen nothin` like that since uh shit, back in..]<br />
*Hear something hit the guy over the head*<br />
(MOTHERFUCKER!  You want my COUCH?  You motherFUCKER?<br />
I need your motherfuckin` BRAIN!  <br />
You can`t have my COUCH!  What <br />
the FUCK you thinking?  Now come here you big fat MOTHERFUCKER,<br />
Get on the TABLE!)  *Nervous giggling*<br />
<br />
I was never popular, this I`ll admit.<br />
Fuck SCHOOL.  School never liked me.  Cool!<br />
All the kids would always beat me `til I`m half dead,<br />
And make fun of the size of my forehead.<br />
But that shit never bothered me.<br />
Mama and mother, they owned a lot of property.<br />
They had a science lab in the basement and that`s where my free time--<br />
Well, my time was spent.<br />
<br />
I made a mouse with a chicken head.   <br />
It clucked three times, cluck, Cluck, CLUCK!<br />
Then it was dead.<br />
I made a lot of things though,<br />
Like a frog with a turkey neck. (*Turkey noises*)<br />
It was the shit! (Yeah!)<br />
<br />
But I`m still lonely,<br />
I need a homie.<br />
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie.<br />
I could have made a girly friend but fuck that,<br />
I got my girly right here (Sick noise)<br />
(Yeah!)<br />
<br />
(Under the direction of)<br />
You can call me mad professor.<br />
(Strange as it may seem)<br />
I will make a friend for me.<br />
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*Giggling* (Oh, shit! He`s here!)
*Clears throat* (Hi.)
[Ah, how you doin`, uh, this is the right place for the uh furniture? Uh?]
(Yeah, sure is. Come on in.)
[Pretty nice place here you go. Them cobwebs are a nice touch.
Uh, so that`s the couch eh?]
(Yeah we got some um, take a look at that upholstery right there.)
[That`s pretty fuckin` nice, ace.]
(That`s uh.. BAROO!)
[Woah, you alright there?]
(Excuse me, real upholstery.)
[I ain`t seen nothin` like that since uh shit, back in..]
*Hear something hit the guy over the head*
(MOTHERFUCKER! You want my COUCH? You motherFUCKER?
I need your motherfuckin` BRAIN!
You can`t have my COUCH! What
the FUCK you thinking? Now come here you big fat MOTHERFUCKER,
Get on the TABLE!) *Nervous giggling*

I was never popular, this I`ll admit.
Fuck SCHOOL. School never liked me. Cool!
All the kids would always beat me `til I`m half dead,
And make fun of the size of my forehead.
But that shit never bothered me.
Mama and mother, they owned a lot of property.
They had a science lab in the basement and that`s where my free time--
Well, my time was spent.

I made a mouse with a chicken head.
It clucked three times, cluck, Cluck, CLUCK!
Then it was dead.
I made a lot of things though,
Like a frog with a turkey neck. (*Turkey noises*)
It was the shit! (Yeah!)

But I`m still lonely,
I need a homie.
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie.
I could have made a girly friend but fuck that,
I got my girly right here (Sick noise)
(Yeah!)

(Under the direction of)
You can call me mad professor.
(Strange as it may seem)
I will make a friend for me.
(Under the direction of

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