Mad Professor lyrics

[Dialogue between Violent J and Couch Guy]

[Violent J]
I was never popular, this I`ll admit, fuck school never liked me, Goo!
All the kids would always beat me, until I`m half-dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me, Mama and Mother
They had a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement
And that`s where my free ti...well, my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It clucked three times: CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK!
And then it was dead
I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck
gobblegobblegobble, it was the shit (yeah)
But I`m still lonely, I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made a zombie
I could`ve made a girlie friend
But fuck that, I got my girlie right here...yeah!

[Chorus]
You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity

[Dialogue between Violent J and a bitch]

[Violent J]
I used so many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of mother fuckers , like what, eighty?
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come on
I hear the other children playing outside
`Keep it down you little bitches, I`ll skin your fucking hides!`
?Stressful?, this part is wack
Some how I gots to attach this nut sack
Shit! Fuck! I`m sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter I`m like ?Quasar and Ziphalo?
Or better yet look out the fucking window
I see a storms coming, almost time to roll
Screw the head on, come on, come on
It`s the thuggish, ruggish, bone
Okay it`s time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert
Fuck! Shit! Didn`t work
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