Magna Cum Nada lyrics

Why try? I`m that guy
Holden Caulfield from `Catcher In The Rye`
Put away ‘cause he wasn`t all there
Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare
Me to him not a liver but wurst
Been much better off as a still birth
Big let down unparalleled
Like the last episode of `Seinfeld`
Or Jack Lemmon in `Glengarry Glen Ross`
Pepsi Challenge took it lost
Just fizzed out with my wires crossed
Buttons pushed but never went off
Like Martha I will self-destruct
The name`s Dunnstock it`s not Dumptruck
Just cursed as fuck with no such luck
My future plans include not much

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin` more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin` more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin` more than me
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be
Most likely to suck

Wanna be a Ghostbuster
First black President, owner of `Hustler`
Got shot down like Larry Flynt
Felt like shit like a bowel movement
Have you seen my will to live?
Because I seem to have lost it
Lovelife? No but Mom thinks I`m handsome
Couldn`t get off if I held a pimp for ransom
Feel like Jimmy Stewart no one sees my Harvey
Toxic Shock Syndrome gets more girls than me
Like Pee Wee Herman spermin` I can
See the future in the palm of my hand
Psychic Friends, Network loser
Large phone bill in my very near future
Dealt nothing and bluffing hard
Playing poker with a joker and some Uno cards

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin` more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin` more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin` more than me
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be
Most likely to suck

Most likely to suck (x5