Make Out Club lyrics

If I recall correctly
It was the middle of spring
Walkin with my boys
Contiplating what summer will bring
We started talkin about girls
And it was the funniest thing
As I started to remember some of the funniest things

See there was ashley,
She caught my eye the second that she pasted me
I kissed her once
Then she started to harrase me
She called all night long
I had to buy a brand new phone

And let me see
There was mellony
To have a mouth like that should be a felony
Wouldn`t believe half the shit that she was tellin me
I mean dirty vocab
She used to talk like she was crunk

And after that was tiffany
The one with the cute cousin
Are you kiddin` me?
She had a man
But that didn`t mean shit to me
He tryed to catch us all the time
But I was just to god dam smooth

And I can`t forget to mention Carrie
But that situation quickly got scary
Cuz after 2 days she was like lets get married
Can you believe that shit?
I had to pack my bags and move!

They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I`m workin hard at it every day but
No matter what i do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I`m tryin not to
If love is just a game that people play
And practice make perfect is what they say but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I`m tryin not to

I`ll always remember Monica
The jewish chick
She`d always give me gifts for Chanukkah
To met her folks she`d try and make me rock a yhomica
But she looked so dam good
She almost made my ass convert

And after that there was Lisa
She had a twin sister, Teresa
I bumped into them at Cam`s gettin pizza
The greatest night of my life
Schleps to rock that kill to birds

And there was Erica
She had the stankest breath in North America,
I tryed to slip her tic tacs
But they were scared of her
And when we made out
I always had to plug my nose

And I supose your know the sister
Shoot, I swear by hand and God
I only kissed her
I gotta foot fetish
But she gotta lota blisters
I mean hammer time feet
You think she had walked from Boca Raton

They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I`m workin hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I`m tryin not to
If love is just a game that people play
And practice make perfect is what they say but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I`m tryin not to

Yo Matt,
Remember Catherine?
She talked so much
I used to make her bring me aspirine
Bla, bla bla bla
I`m doin fine thanks for askin
I even tryed to make a muzzle
But her mouth would just not quite

Oh Shit
Remember Shuana
I hate to bring her up again
I didn`t want her
That girl I talked about
In "that girls a dog" song
Yea the poster girl from pac sun
Almost made me lose my grip

And oh shit
There was Krystal
The meth head
She used to sniff like a fist full
One time she chased me down thr street with a pistol
She tryed to say I took her stash
She bugged out and tryed to kill my ass

And at last we got Kimmy
She went abroad
Came back
And broke up with me
And so I ripped up all them letter that she sent me
I cryed for like 3 days
Then it was back to my evil ways

They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I`m workin hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I`m tryin not to
If love is just a game that people play
And practice make perfect is what they say but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I`m tryin not to

They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I`m workin hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I`m tryin not to
If love is just a game that people play
And practice make perfect is what they say but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I`m tryin not to