Malcolm lyrics

Billy solves his problems by calling up his mom
Heather solves her problems with drugs and Alcohol
Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law
But Malcolm has his own way and it`s better than them all

CHORUS
`Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
and he never has the same problem twice

Whether it`s a bill or a cheque arriving late
Rancid marble cheese or a steak that`s second rate
Awful TV programs or a broken ELvis plate
Or his fiancee who dumps him because he`s gaining weight

CHORUS

Aaaaggghhh Aaaaggghhh
problem solved
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