Margo S Cargo lyrics

Have ya heard the news in Newfoundland, rollin around the rock?
How Reggie brought for Margie home a cowsee dungsee clock?
With Margie bein a farmgirl, she almost took a fit-
To find the cowsee dungsee clock was really made of it

The clock was from Toronto,and her mind was soon made up-
She said to Reggie, get the cow, and load her on the truck
We`re headin for Ont.,We`re off to make `er big-
Cause Margo`s got the cargo bye and Reggie`s got the rig!
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Reggie`s go the rig, Reggie`s got the rig-
Margo`s got the cargo bye, and Reggie`s got the rig!

Now they`re rollin through the maritimes, and the truck was nearly full
The cow began to ball, she was lonesome for da bull-
The mountie pulled them over, is there somethin I can do?
Go right ahead sir, Margie said, `get in the back and moo!`

Now when they got to Montreal they missed the autoroute-
But they found that everyone in town was glad to help them out-
The sooner ya hit Toronto they said, the sooner ya`ll make it big-
Cause Margo got the cargo bye, and Reggie`s got the rig!
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Now the truck was overflowin when Toronto hit the rise-
The 401 was full of dung and the cab was full of flies-
We`re losin lots of money Reg, We can`t afford to stop-
We gotta find the place that makes the cowzee dungzee clock-

Well I wish ya coulda been there on the corner of Queen and Yonge.
When Margo found the company and she dumped her load a dung!
And when she found the office she was singin and doin a jig!
Margo`s got the cargo bye`s and Reggie`s got the rig!
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It was later in the evenin when they heard from Mr. Judge!
`I don`t know what to give yas, but I`ll never hold a grudge!`
I tink a tousand dollars would be fair to hand ya down-
And thirty days of lodging will be free upon da town!

Now Margo says to Reggie, `What a helluva deal we struck!`
`We mighta lost da cow, bye, but still we got da truck!`
And now they`re back in Newfoundland,They`re loadin up the the pig-
Cause Margo got da cargo, bye and Reggie`s got da rig!
Chorus
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