Oh Maria, I`m so sorry I wrecked your wedding
You`ve just gotta believe me
But just the thought of you takin` your clothes off for that jerk
Oh, it got me drinkin` and then suddenly I`m staggerin` into church
And I`m dancin` like Baryshnikov all across the high altar
Oh I bet that you`re still mortified
But just think, girl,
No one`s ever gonna be forgetting
The day I wrecked your wedding
Oh Maria, I`d get down on my knees girl
You`ve just gotta believe me
But just the sight of you in your brand new weddin` dress
Oh, it got me so upset
And then your father`s screamin` and callin` me
`You no good lazy punk
I always knew you were a drunk`
And your mother, she`s havin` her 19th nervous breakdown
But just think girl
No one`s ever gonna be forgetting
The day I wrecked your wedding
Oh Maria, I`ll do anything you ask me to, I swear I`ll change
I`ll even give up drinkin`, hangin` out with the boys,
`cause I just can`t live without your body and you
Oh Maria, I`ll even sell my strat, give up the band
You better believe me, girl, this time it`s true
Oh Maria, I`ll even go out and get a job for you
Oh Maria, I`m so sorry I wrecked your weddin`
You just got to believe me
But 10 years from now this is all goin` to be one big happy memory
Oh your old man`ll even grow to love me, I`ll give him 6 grandchildren
I`ll be so respectable, I might even run for president, I`ll be so electable
I`ll keep you happy and expectable and forever pregnant
That way you`ll never be forgetting - the day I wrecked your wedding Send " Maria S Wedding" Ringtone to your Cell