Married By Elvis lyrics

There`s a real cool couple living on my street
They smile and wave every time we meet
They`ve been together for the past five years
They`re perfectly happy and perfectly queer
Its not a Brady Bunch episode
They`re not the Cunninghams its not the Cosby Show
That black and white world didn`t ever exist
Who says a family needs a mister and miss

They`ve got a dream
Picture the scene

They want to drive down to Vegas
Get married by Elvis
Get drunk on champagne and get legally laid
They`ll cherish the kisses
As missus and missus
Now is that so terribly strange
Ain`t it strange

`Give it a one one twenty in a Cadillac boom boom boom and me never look back`

Now it`s a long, long way out of Buffalo
Thay`ve got the Dom on ice and a slice to go
In a top down Caddy in the desert breeze
Romeo and Juliet meet Thelma and Louise
They`ve got the radio, they`ve got one CD
Top 40 and some old Lou Reed

They got caffeine and gasoline
It`s the Great Escape starring Jean McQueen
I think tonight
They`ll both wear white

They want to drive down to Vegas
Get married by Elvis
Get drunk on champagne and get legally laid
They`ll cherish the kisses
As missus and missus
Now is that so terribly strange
Ain`t it strange