It`s Martini Time
Hey, buddy do you got the time?
No I don`t got a watch can you spare a dime,
But I got two olives and a couple of limes,
Guessin` that means it`s martini time.
Tee martoonis at bunch with the loss,
I didn`t even ask or care what they cost,
I lost my job for no reason or rhyme,
Guessin` that means it`s martini time.
Martini time (vodka ice shaker!),
Martini time (olive or lime!),
Martini time (gotta have glasses!),
Make it with a layer of ice this time.
Dirty, dry up, or in between,
From the very first sip you know what I mean,
When you`re out with a babe you don`t nickel or dime,
Guessin` that means it`s martini time.
Martini time (vodka ice shaker!),
Martini time (olive or lime!),
Martini time (gotta have glasses!),
Make it with a layer of ice this time.
It`s martini time.
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!
It`s Martini time (vodka ice shaker!),
Martini time (olive or lime!),
Martini time (gotta have glasses!),
Perfectly poured and top of the line.
It`s martini time
It`s martini time
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