Mary said come over and you can be my lover
It could be all a wind up, I`ll have to make my mind up
But if you hurry up you won`t see my mother
It could be just a wind up, I`ll have to make my mind up
She said come on over and sit on Mary`s sofa
I know she said come over and sit upon my sofa
It could be just a wind up, I`ll have to make my mind up
Her mum`s gone down the offie
There`s only time for coffee
I`ll have to make my mind up, it could be just a wind up
But she said come on over and sit on Mary`s sofa
Mary`s mum`s on holiday
She`s not coming back what can I say
Mary`s mum`s on holiday
She`s not coming back it`s Saturday
I sat upon a sofa and moved my leg to show her
It could be all a wind up, I wish she`d make her mind up
Better wear a condom
I said I haven`t got one
She said you`re just a wind up
All I wanted was a bunk up
She said come on over and sit on Mary`s sofa
Mary`s mum`s on holiday