Master Of The House lyrics

Master Of The House lyrics

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Master Of The House lyrics

Send "Master Of The House" Ringtone to your Cell Thenardier: Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down And meet the best innkeeper in town As for the rest, all of `em crooks: Rooking their guests and crooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who`s content to be Master of the house, doling out the charm Ready with a handshake and an open palm Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon-viveur Glad to do a friend a favor Doesn`t cost me to be nice But nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price! Master of the house, keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve `em of a sou or two Watering the wine, making up the weight Pickin` up their knick-knacks when they can`t see straight Everybody loves a landlord Everybody`s buxom friend I do whatever pleases Jesus! Won`t I bleed `em in the end! Thenardier & Drinkers: Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby to pass him by Servant to the poor, butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! Everybody`s boon companion Everybody`s chaperone Thenardier But lock up your valises Jesus! Won`t I skin you to the bone! Enter Monsieur, lay down your load Unlace your boots, rest from the road This weighs a ton, travel`s a curse But here we strive to lighten your purse Here the goose is cooked Here the fat is fried And nothing`s overlooked Till I`m satisfied Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer and pretend it`s beef Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat Filling up the sausages with this and that Residents are more than welcome Bridal suite is occupied Reasonable charges Plus some little extras on the side! Charge `em for the lice, extra for the mice Two percent for looking in the mirror twice Here a little slice, there a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices There are a lot of tricks he knows How it all increases, all them bits and pieces Jesus! It`s amazing how it grows! Thenardier & Chorus: Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby to pass him by Servant to the poor, butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! Everybody`s boon companion Gives `em everything he`s got Thenardier: Dirty bunch of geezers Jesus! What a sorry little lot! Mme. Thenardier: I used to dream that I would meet a prince But God Almighty, have you seen what`s happened since? Master of the house? Isn`t worth me spit! `Comforter, philosopher` and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire Thinks he`s quite a lover but there`s not much there What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse God knows how I`ve lasted living with this bastard in the house! Thenardier & Drinkers: Master of the house! Mme. Thenardier: Master and a half! Thenardier & Drinkers: Comforter, philosopher Mme. Thenardier: Ah, don`t make me laugh! Thenardier & Drinkers: Servant to the poor, butler to the great Mme. Thenardier: Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! Thenardier & Drinkers: Everybody bless the landlord! Everybody bless his spouse! Thenardier: Everybody raise a glass Mme. Thenardier: Raise it up the master`s ass All Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House! Send " Master Of The House" Ringtone to your Cell Master Of The House lyrics @ Burbler Lyrics | Master Of The House lyrics @ ELyrics | Master Of The House lyrics @ Kovideo | Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | Master Of The House lyrics @ Songlyrics | Master Of The House lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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