Mayonnaise Malaise lyrics

Writing what you say and saying it all back to you

Mayonnaise and malaise to go

The catcher in the rye caught a catch 22

Keep it at a pace - my life is like a crawl to me

Catatonic face - Im marking time randomly

Mayonnaise and malaise to go





Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink

They pay me by the hour and I dont even have to think

Charismatic bore and I dont wanna work no more

Im gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door

Mayonnaise and malaise to go





Its really something to be twenty-nothing

I feel my place is so secure

A culture spot that I have got

So glad to be unsure

Weve passed our prime in record time

I never thought wed fall so low

Weve come this far to sell your cars

I want all my unease to go





Its really something, to be twenty-nothing

I feel my place is so secure

A culture spot that I have got

So glad to be unsure

Ive come to resent what I represent

Id like to smack that smile off your face

But for my angst I must say thanks

So good to be put in my place





Mayonnaise and malaise to go





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