Me lyrics

GASTON

You`ve been dreaming, just one dream
Nearly all your life
Hoping, scheming, just one theme:
Will you be a wife?
Will you be some he-man`s property?
Good news!
That he-man`s me!
This equation, girl plus man
Doesn`t help just you
On occasion, women can
Have their uses too
Mainly to extend the fam`ly tree
Pumpkin, extend with me!

GASTON

We`ll be raising sons galore

BELLE

Inconceivable!

GASTON

Each built six foot four!

BELLE

Unbelievable!

GASTON

Each stuffed with ev`ry Gaston gene!

BELLE

I`m not hearing this!

GASTON

You`ll be keeping house with pride!

BELLE

Just incredible!

GASTON

Oh so gratified

BELLE

So unweddable!

GASTON

That you are a part of this idyllic scene.

(spoken)
Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting over the fire, my little wife massaging my feet, while the little
ones play on the floor with the dogs. We`ll have six or seven!

BELLE

Dogs?

GASTON

No, Belle!

Strapping boys...like me!

BELLE

Imagine that!

GASTON

I can see that we will share
All that love implies
We shall be a perfect pair
Rather like my thighs
You are face to face with destiny!
All roads lead to...
The best things in life are...
All`s well that ends with me!
Escape me?
There`s no way
Certain as `Do, Re,`
Belle, when you marry....

(spoken)
So Belle, what would it be?
Is it `yes`, or is it `oh, yes`?

BELLE

I...I just don`t deserve you!

GASTON

Who does? ME!
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