You`ve been dreaming, just one dream
Nearly all your life
Hoping, scheming, just one theme:
Will you be a wife?
Will you be some he-man`s property?
Good news!
That he-man`s me!
This equation, girl plus man
Doesn`t help just you
On occasion, women can
Have their uses too
Mainly to extend the fam`ly tree
Pumpkin, extend with me!
GASTON
We`ll be raising sons galore
BELLE
Inconceivable!
GASTON
Each built six foot four!
BELLE
Unbelievable!
GASTON
Each stuffed with ev`ry Gaston gene!
BELLE
I`m not hearing this!
GASTON
You`ll be keeping house with pride!
BELLE
Just incredible!
GASTON
Oh so gratified
BELLE
So unweddable!
GASTON
That you are a part of this idyllic scene.
(spoken)
Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting over the fire, my little wife massaging my feet, while the little
ones play on the floor with the dogs. We`ll have six or seven!
BELLE
Dogs?
GASTON
No, Belle!
Strapping boys...like me!
BELLE
Imagine that!
GASTON
I can see that we will share
All that love implies
We shall be a perfect pair
Rather like my thighs
You are face to face with destiny!
All roads lead to...
The best things in life are...
All`s well that ends with me!
Escape me?
There`s no way
Certain as `Do, Re,`
Belle, when you marry....
(spoken)
So Belle, what would it be?
Is it `yes`, or is it `oh, yes`?