Me My Skate lyrics

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Oh, shit, god damn, I almost hit that little punk rock kid

Aw shit, god damn, what`s happening here?

Damn helicopters

And all I saw was some little skater kid come running by with a test tube

One of them glass ones

Oh man, i`ll check the news and find out what the hell`s happening here

Fuckin` commercials, God Damn!



Radio:



This is Victoria Secretion reporting live from Orange County California

When just moments ago, officer Jack Meoff in our chopper in the sky

Spotted rapper D-Loc member of the infamous KOTTONMOUTH comittee

Skating eastbound on Yorba Linda Blvd.

D-Loc has been at large, and is wanted by press, parents, and authorities

For being a nuisance to society

Approach with caution

D-LOC could be under the influence of a mind altering substence







It`s me and my skate

Shit, this world of hate and confusion

I sweat all day to create an illusion

Or a fantasy, yeah that`s what you call it

You play to skate you be a bong tokin` alcoholic

Well this come true, so i grip the mic tightly

And when im rockin` the stage, my skates beside me

After the show you`ll catch me skatin` in the parking lot

Bustin` grinds and flips my board is all i got

To escape the realness of reality

I smoke a joint so i can cope with this insanity

They say sobriety`s the answer to society

I say its anarchy but they ain`t understanding me

I say it twice, but man just can`t relate

I guess its fate, my boards my mate

Just, just me and my skate



Radio:



In other breaking news

Reputed rapper Saint, also from the KOTTONMOUTH committee

Was caught by surveillance camera at JJ`s Liquor in the city of Orange

Making off with 2 cases of beer, one pint of booze, and a carton of cigarettes

The unemployed rapper has outstanding charges of drunken rowdiness, inciting

riots, and abusive behavior

Saint was last spotted on Beach Blvd. jumping from a moving vehicle under the

influence of alcohol.







Now i just got off the phone with Big Hoss up in prison

Thank God for freedom, hook the bitches out my chissum

Name is _ in many girlies conversations

But it gets complicated with the situation in your face

My name is Saint, the one the girlies flock fool

But don`t get mad, when you lady starts to jock me fool

Cuz its mad you wanna beer like marijuana

She said, `Hi Saint, my name`s Do-Juana

Do wanna wanna wanna take me home?

Do wanna wanna wanna lay and bone?

But i get aggravated, mentally frusrated

When i act like chin straps cuz your boyfriends player hated

Left jab, right hook, then i knocked him out

I hate player haters so i pissed in his mouth



Radio:



Apparently local officals have turned the KOTTONMOUTH commitee case over to

the Federal Bureau of Investigations

The allusive orange county rappers, under the direction of TRIP DADDY X

Are saught in conection with a number of charges ranging from obscenity

Influecencing the minds of minors, fake IDs, lewd and crewd behavior

And demoralizing society

Right-wing religious zealots have apparently threatened to, quote

`Crucify those young punks`







Yo, i gotta scam with this ya know i gotta scam for that

The karma daddy spreads all good, but still i watch my back

Well i like the vibe, write a rhyme, to a funky phat track

I got the scam to get the green, a scam for a phat sack

Too many vices, insane extremities

I got no good solutions, or no quick remedies

Don`t wanna slave my life working at a 9 to 5

Fuck flippin` burgers don`t wanna drop no fries

Don`t wanna move boxes, move shit or sit behind a desk

Just wanna get up on the mic and let my skills start to flick

Addicted to the homegrown, fly girls and bass tones

I`m not a loser, look at you, don`t wanna be left alone

Additcted to the nicotine, a full time toker

Or more confused with mi vida loca

Late-night toker, indo smokas



Hey, Hey, Daddy X, Daddy X, Daddy X, Daddy X

Let your skills flex

Hey, Hey, Daddy X, Hey Daddy X

Put those fools in check



Live while you live, you gotta live your life while your here

Time is all i got, I wanna smoke the kind and guzzle beer

Fear of life at times, i guess but i ain`t got no time for that

I got to kick it chill, i got to kick it chill to max

So when you see Daddy X in your vacinity, pass the pipe, pass the J

Say what`s up, im out, peace



Me, Me and my skate

My skate, my mate my skate

Me, me and my skate

My mate in this world of hate



Radio:



After an all out man hunt by local and federal officals

The Kottonmouth committee still remains at large

Last spotted fleeing southbound on interstate 5 in a drop top volkswagon bug

Believed to be stolen from a trailer park complex earlier today

The young vandals are disturbing the peace and reportedly riding high

Thats` the local news for now, we`ll update you on the situation as it happens

I`m Victoria Secretions for KBUD, 420 on your dial

Now back to you Bob.
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