i`m having a conversation with some friends i know
somebody i agree with no matter where i go
somebody i never have to wait for or try to read their minds
somebody i never have to say, -`are you having a good time?`
here`s to the perfect evening with me, myself, and i
we`ll go pick out a movie and we`ll all choose the same one
we`ll share the same opinions after the feature`s done
then we`ll discuss our future plans and we`ll all just ride the fence
and we`ll all agree that we`re the only ones left here with any common sense
here`s to stayin` inside with me, myself, and i
i get so tired of all this `me or you or me or you`
i got better ways to spend my time with me, myself, and i
so i asked myself -`what do you think?` and he said `don`t ask me`
he`ll just take both sides of any point eventually
then we`ll have to sit here and try to compromise
`til we`re all too goddamn tired for anyone to decide
here`s to gettin` nowhere with me, myself, and i
i get so tired of all this `me or you or me or you`
i got better ways to spend my time with me, myself, and i
hey big mama, ain`t you got no soul left in those tired bones?
hey big daddy, who you talkin` to on that bedroom telephone?
hey little mama, i could use some help tryin` to tear off this disguise
and i ain`t that hard to find with me, myself, and i