Me Myself And I lyrics

I`m having a conversation with some friends i know
Somebody i agree with no matter where i go
Somebody i never have to wait for or try to read their minds
Somebody i never have to say, "are you having a good time?"
Here`s to the perfect evening with me, myself and i

We`ll go pick out a movie and we`ll all choose the same one
We`ll share the same opinions after the feature`s done
Then we`ll discuss our future plans and we`ll all just ride the fence
And we`ll all agree that we`re the only ones left here with any common sense
Here`s to stayin` inside with me, myself and i

I get so tired of all this `me or you or me or you`
I got better ways to spend my time with me, myself and i

So i asked myself, "what do you think?" and he said, "don`t ask me"
He`ll just take both sides of any point eventually
Then we`ll have to sit here and try to compromise
Till we`re all too god damned tired for anyone to decide
Here`s to getting no where with me, myself and i

I get so tired of all this `me or you or me or you`
I hot better ways to spend my time with me, myself and i

Hey big mama, ain`t you got no soul left in those tired bones?
Hey big daddy, who you talkin` to on the bedroom telephone?
Hey little mama, i could use some help tryin` to tear off this disguise
And i ain`t that hard to find with me, myself and i