i had a lovely brunch with Jesus Christ.
He said, `two words about inanity: fundamental christianity.`
the food was very nice.
but then He had to go and die for my sins
and stick my ass with the check.
`show me a hero and ill write you a tragedy,`
(go near an open window and thatll be the end of me).
i bowed before the avatar.
he said, `the problems clear to me: you never got over morrissey.`
i said `well, right you are!`
`its so much harder to be underfed than under-understood,` he said.
`show me a hero and ill write you a tragedy,`
(go near an open window and thatll be the end of me).
i went to see KIP WINGER!
he said, `in my day we knew how to party;
bands today, cmon, not hardly.`
he had a back-up singer (doo doo doo doo).
he said, `the metal scene is a disgrace,
but i aint got no dog in that race!`
`show me a hero and ill write you a tragedy,`
(go near an open window and thatll be the end of me).