Megacolon lyrics

Moaning and a heaving on a hot sticky can
I`m craving chocolate exlax and my g.e fan
I`m tagging on the wall how I got in this jam
M.s.g money margaritas and my man
Storing up my supper coffee and my snacks
The shits piling up kinda feels like a cramp
Instant relief is what I need to ease
The megacolon that`s inside of me
Nightmares of my dinner at the china doll
Thinking bout my wardrove gonna get at the mall
T.v guide Cosmo I`m running out of mags
And I just smoked a pack of my Kool fags
Finger in my hole getting into the dig
There`s cum stains in my panties and jizz in my wig
My man calls me Cherry
Think`s I`m uptight
But I`m gonna blow him off cuz I`m Dyno-mite
I`m Sandra H. not Sandra D.
and my lady Y-vonne standing next to me
She said holy shit
I said yes that is it
Now our megacolon is a big big hit
Megacolon
Thinking bout my man it really makes me sick
The shit got soft creamy slick
It came out in a blast that was really foul
Forget the white clouds I need a bounty towel
I need a new life
I got to reform
I can`t take my strife
In this thunderstorm
I got to be strong
I got to be brave
Don`t wanna bear the title
This Toilet slave
I`m Sandra H. not Sandra Dee
With my lady Y-vonne standing next to me
We are fly white girls moving in New York City
Our rhymes aren`t tough but our faces are pretty
We were hanging out in bars looking for a groom
When we met each other in the ladies room
She said holy shit
I said yes that is it
Now Megacolon is a big big hit
mega colon
Fly white girls moving in New York city
Fly white girls moving in