Members Only lyrics

Uncle Larry`s hooked on ice again
He seems to be stuck in the 80`s
He wears his `members only` jacket
`Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies
And all the white folks shake their asses
Looking for the two and four
I`ll have mine in Martini glasses
`Cause I can`t take it anymore
These are the days of empty kitchens
The rise and fall of Mary Ellen`s hairdo
I think she`s found a new religion
Studying the Kabalah in her J. Crew
And all the rich kids shake their asses
Looking for the two and four
Well, I`ll have mine with Blackstrap molasses
`Cause I can`t taste it anymore
No, `cause I can`t taste it anymore
My friend Gregg says it`s all good
As the eastern seaboard`s blown away
Now everything is going half-price
So look at all the money we saved
And all the politicians shake their asses
Looking for the back door
I`ll just be hanging out with the lasses
`Cause they don`t like the boys no more
No, and I can`t take it anymore