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I have a secret obsession
It`s totally tupperware
My own science project
Defying wear and tear
I`m jealous of shopping carts
And all of their brand new things
I want to fondle their labels
In hopes one`ll rub off on me
`Cause everybody wants to feel brand new
Like they do
I spend my days indoors
Doing like ding-dongs do
Perfectly preserving
Myself for you
I take things out of their boxes
Take out my note pad and pen
Study carefully
`Cause everybody wants to feel brand new
Like they do
So tell me you want me
Tell me you need me
Tell me I`ll always be desirable
Especially to you
Make me feel brand new
Attractive!
Brand spanking clean
And desirable as homecoming queen
But if I were to bet
All of the french fries in the world
That you would say such things
I would surely be one very hungry girl
I approach china cautiously
If there`s cracks I deny it
I ingest only perfect things
Into my visual diet
And at night I undress myself
In front of your favorite things
Your brand new hand-tied blue bass fishing lure
And in the corner your money clip sings